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Today, my boyfriend bought me a pair of jeans. I couldn't fit into them, and he reacted to this by saying I've gotten too fat for him, and he can't be with me anymore. I took them off and saw they were a size 4. I've been a size 8 for the past 2 years, and he knows this. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (40312) - you deserved it (2973)

On 12/28/2013 at 5:34pm - health - by worstwaytodumpagirl (woman) - United Kingdom (Harrow)

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Jerk! You should buy him a bra and say "I think it might be too small because your manboobs have gotten huge. "

#1 - On 12/29/2013 at 3:35am by MikaykayUnicorn

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Maybe its just his way of saying "Im a fucking prick who wants to make my soon to be ex feel bad about her self."

#2 - On 12/29/2013 at 3:36am by imaxmain

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