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Today, I tripped and fell, damaging my sternum and making it incredibly painful to breathe in or out too much. About ten minutes later, I got the hiccups. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (42199) - you deserved it (2461)

On 11/20/2013 at 6:53pm - health - by ChestExploding (woman) - United States (North Carolina)

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Hold your breath for 30 seconds

#1 - On 11/21/2013 at 1:25am by jayceejaco

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BOO!

They should be gone now. You're welcome.

#10 - On 11/21/2013 at 1:30am by Triumvirate

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