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Today, I was in the gym, when i noticed three trainers who worked there staring at me. Thinking that they were checking me out, i turned the speed on the tread mill higher. Finally one of the trainers came over, and asked me to leave until i got a sports bra that actually worked. FML

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On 03/04/2009 at 6:45pm - health - by girlie (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

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I saw that happened to a girl at my gym the other day - this wasn't at Richmond Recreation Centre, was it? If so, I thought you were actually pretty hot....

#2 - On 03/05/2009 at 3:46am by reki

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man, i have been a personal trainer at a gym for years and would never say something like that to a member. you should cancel your membership and go to a gym where people are more professional. i'd get fired for saying something like that to someone.

#9 - On 03/05/2009 at 7:08am by historymaker

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