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Today, I was in the gym, when i noticed three trainers who worked there staring at me. Thinking that they were checking me out, i turned the speed on the tread mill higher. Finally one of the trainers came over, and asked me to leave until i got a sports bra that actually worked. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (17879) - you deserved it (33677)

On 03/04/2009 at 6:45pm - health - by girlie (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

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