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Today, someone tried to steal my backpack from the hook on the bathroom stall. Good news: they were caught off-guard by how heavy it was and dropped it. Bad news: my foot is now broken from using it to cushion the backpack's fall. FML

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In chess, this is called "zugzwang," an event that is inconvenient for both parties. Sorry OP. At least your goods are safe

#1 - On 10/23/2013 at 5:39pm by Booda_Shun

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You must have had a lot of expensive books in that backpack. I'm trying to determine what would be more expensive, replacing the books or getting your foot treated. This FML needs some cost-benefit analysis.

#3 - On 10/23/2013 at 5:40pm by Nyx

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