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Today, I had horrible morning sickness, but being starving, I had some canned soup. My husband soon came into the room and commented on how the leeks in the soup looked like chunks of vomit. The visual caused me to vomit all over the table. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (37548) - you deserved it (2574)

On 10/11/2013 at 6:44pm - health - by jnisla (woman) - United States (South Carolina)

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uhg...morning sickness. I had it for the entire 9 months. hang in there OP.

#1 - On 10/11/2013 at 11:19pm by The_Paladin

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If it didn't really look like it then, it sure does now.

#2 - On 10/11/2013 at 11:20pm by Nyx

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