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Today, my sister came out of her room sobbing uncontrollably. When I asked what was wrong, she put her fingers in my face and asked if they smelled like pickles, and if "that's normal for girls". They did. It's not. FML

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On 09/14/2013 at 1:42am - health - by Carebeareatu (woman) - United States (Texas)

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Did she put her fingers in her woo-hoo?

#2 - On 09/14/2013 at 5:56am by roza043

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Does she eat a lot of pickles?

#1 - On 09/14/2013 at 5:54am by jw90

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