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Today, it's my last day before I get my colonoscopy. I've been on a strict chicken broth and jello diet in preparation. My dad thought it would be hilarious to drag me out to one of the best restaurants in town just so I could watch everyone else eat their delicious meals. FML


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On 08/22/2013 at 1:56pm - health - by Anonymous (man) - Philippines (Cavite)

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Just order everything on the menu. They can't force you to eat it and its sweet revenge.

#2 - On 08/22/2013 at 9:00pm by lionheart822

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Wow. My dad's done that to me before. You can always go after your colonoscopy. :)

#1 - On 08/22/2013 at 9:00pm by ghostanimal

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