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Today, I had a dream in which I was being mugged. I started fighting the muggers off, while in reality, my fist smacked my wife in the face. Now she has a black eye, nobody believes my story, and they think I'm a wife beater. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (46721) - you deserved it (4866)

On 08/11/2013 at 2:11pm - health - by Anonymous (man) - Canada (Alberta)

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Atleast you didn't stab the muggers in your dream ;]

#1 - On 08/11/2013 at 8:03pm by Olympiakos10

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Why doesn't your wife tell them that your story's true OP. I'm sure they'll believe the story if she says it.

#2 - On 08/11/2013 at 8:04pm by ty7in_topic

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