Today, I had a dream in which I was being mugged. I started fighting the muggers off, while in reality, my fist smacked my wife in the face. Now she has a black eye, nobody believes my story, and they think I'm a wife beater. FML

by Anonymous / 08/11/2013 at 2:11pm / Canada (Alberta) / Health

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  • Atleast you didn't stab the muggers in your dream ;]

    #1 - On 08/11/2013 at 8:03pm by Olympiakos10

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  • Why doesn't your wife tell them that your story's true OP. I'm sure they'll believe the story if she says it.

    #2 - On 08/11/2013 at 8:04pm by ty7in_topic

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