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Today, I tried to give my husband a striptease for his birthday. I wound up tripping over my own panties and nearly dislocating my shoulder. FML

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On 08/01/2013 at 6:29pm - health - by Anonymous (woman) - Mexico (Distrito Federal)

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That's sweet but next time why not a sensuous bath together or something equally as relaxing?

#1 - On 08/01/2013 at 11:33pm by ireply_wlyrics

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Don't wear panties... Problem solved.

#6 - On 08/01/2013 at 11:36pm by Saddyohh

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