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Today, while using a restroom in Walmart, an old lady with a cane hobbled in screaming, "I smell someone making sin!" She would not stop tapping on the door with her cane till I came out. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (41577) - you deserved it (2762)

On 07/28/2013 at 10:16pm - health - by DreamStatic - United States (Georgia)

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Man, I've been sinning all my life!

#1 - On 07/29/2013 at 4:35am by then000bster

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If shitting is a sin I wonder what her view on sex is....

#3 - On 07/29/2013 at 4:36am by dogpfcorn

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