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Today, I woke up with horrible pain in my gut. It got worse and worse, and I started vomiting from the pain. My mom said it was flu and that I needed to "man up." It turned out to be appendicitis, and I'm now typing this from my hospital bed. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (48255) - you deserved it (2326)

On 07/12/2013 at 1:28pm - health - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

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Be lucky you're not telling us this beyond the grave with and epitaph reading: "I told you it wasn't the flu!" on your tombstone.

#3 - On 07/12/2013 at 7:00pm by Pleonasm

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Praying for you, OP. hope a speedy recovery is in your future!

#1 - On 07/12/2013 at 6:59pm by lyssgross

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