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Today, being near-broke, I resorted to shopping at Walmart. Barely ten minutes in, an obese sack of lard posing as a human being shoved me away from the bacon I was looking at. I fell, busted my lip, then got screamed at by another woman for not watching where I was going. FML

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On 06/22/2013 at 4:55pm - health - by Anonymous (man) - United States

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It's bacon. I'd push you out of the way too.

#1 - On 06/22/2013 at 8:11pm by goodoldave

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I'm sorry he gave you such a lard time.

#3 - On 06/22/2013 at 8:11pm by heinous966

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