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Today, in a public restroom, an elderly lady started bitching me out for not washing my hands. I was so intimidated that I did so under her accusing watch. I'm quite intolerant to many soaps, and I now have a horrible rash on my left hand because I was too frightened to explain. FML

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On 05/30/2013 at 5:18pm - health - by :( (woman) - Japan (Tokyo)

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Why don't you carry your own soap with you? If you know you are allergic and also know how unhygienic it is to not wash, YDI for putting yourself in that position!

#11 - On 05/30/2013 at 9:32pm by PhDInLife

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Don't be to "rash"-ional.

#1 - On 05/30/2013 at 9:29pm by bballer4life895

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