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Today, I was in a big Skype chat, which somehow turned into a heated argument. My friend lost it, typed "your stupid" and called me a "looser." When I pointed out the irony of his messages, he rage-quit, drove all the way to my house, and punched me in the face at the door. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (49738) - you deserved it (13527)

On 05/17/2013 at 5:16pm - health - by -1 friend (man) - United States (Florida)

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When people are losing an argument all they do is correct the other person's grammar. Tsk tsk.

#2 - On 05/17/2013 at 6:57pm by Hobbit79

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Next time don't answer your door when someone with a big temper is banging it down.

#10 - On 05/17/2013 at 7:00pm by Freethaawave

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