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Today, I had to be rushed to the hospital when I started sneezing uncontrollably and got a huge rash. It turns out I'm highly allergic to a chemical in most cleaning supplies. Great. I just got a job as a house cleaner for a very rich family. FML

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On 04/30/2013 at 4:04am - health - by ava_henryy - United States (Washington)

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Surely you would already know this from being in buildings which use said supplies?

#2 - On 04/30/2013 at 9:58am by SteffiTheSmile

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Just wear a mask and cover all extremities when cleaning. If that still doesn't help, sadly you may need to look for a new line of work. Good luck OP. :)

#6 - On 04/30/2013 at 10:00am by twilightriforce

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