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Today, my little brother gave me an open jar of peanut butter for my birthday. I'm deathly allergic, and he knows it. Despite his maniacal grin and snickering, my parents said it was an innocent mistake, and grounded me for yelling at him. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (52522) - you deserved it (3340)

On 04/27/2013 at 4:23pm - health - by stuckwithafamilyofcunts (woman) - Spain (Comunidad Valenciana)

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Just think, another few years and he'll progress to cutting your brake line....

#1 - On 04/27/2013 at 9:07pm by Ambient25

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Unless your brother is like, 2, your parents need a serious reality check on life...

#6 - On 04/27/2013 at 9:09pm by hayyyyleyyyybaby

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