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Today, I had to go to the clinic for a physical. The nurse asked me for a pee sample; however, I had no urine to give. After 20 minutes of standing at the stall I was able to squeeze half a cup of pee. As I approached the sink to cover the sample, I somehow managed to drop it all over myself. FML

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On 04/14/2013 at 1:10am - health - by NoPeeGiven - United States (Illinois)

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urine trouble now

#1 - On 04/14/2013 at 6:08am by nnnope

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Brace yourselves, urine puns are coming.

#4 - On 04/14/2013 at 6:11am by SasaCeceGogo

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