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Today, at work as a gynecologist, I called in my last patient of the day. As soon as I took a peek, I noticed that she had stuck googly-eyes above her vagina. She told me with a straight face not to be afraid, because "She doesn't bite." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (47520) - you deserved it (4891)

On 04/09/2013 at 2:01pm - health - by Anonymous - United States

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This reminds me of the movie Teeth *shutters*

#1 - On 04/09/2013 at 4:32pm by BigShOtz07

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You're staring at her vagina, it's only fair that it can stare back, right?

#13 - On 04/09/2013 at 4:39pm by kyleekay

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