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Today, I went to the store to pick up some feminine products. As I was paying, the male cashier looked at me sympathetically and asked if it was my girlfriend's time of the month. I'm a girl and was buying them for myself. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (27873) - you deserved it (2822)

On 03/06/2013 at 9:53am - health - by ghgfd - Canada (Ontario)

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Not quite sure how people vote that she deserved this....

#3 - On 03/06/2013 at 12:57pm by Nightwing98

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How to make a bad period of your life even worse.

#5 - On 03/06/2013 at 12:58pm by Pleonasm

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