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Today, a wasp knocked me out, broke my glasses, and left a gash over my eyebrow. It did so by flying under my glasses while I was playing my guitar, causing me to reflexively bat at it with the hand that was still grasping the guitar neck. FML


I agree, your life sucks (27164) - you deserved it (7030) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 02/28/2013 at 8:55pm - health - by JimiHendrix (man) - France (Provence-Alpes-Cote d'Azur)

Translated from the European FML site. More info here.

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Seriously awesome mental image.

#1 - On 03/01/2013 at 12:16am by Redlawnchair

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Next time "bee" careful!

#2 - On 03/01/2013 at 12:17am by packrat

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