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Today, I gave birth to my daughter in a hospital corridor. The nurse who took me to my room afterward tried to comfort me by saying there've been worse incidents; she said that two years ago, a lady gave birth in the parking lot. That was me too. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (54989) - you deserved it (4418) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 02/25/2013 at 2:47pm - health - by laprochainefoisjerestealamaison (woman) - France (Languedoc-Roussillon)

Translated from the European FML site. More info here.

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Maybe you could continue the pattern and give birth to your next child in the cafeteria or somewhere.

#3 - On 02/25/2013 at 6:28pm by TehEpicBlack

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You've got your work cut out for you to top it next time.

#2 - On 02/25/2013 at 6:28pm by HowieDoIt

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