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Today, I came home from a rough day working two jobs to find a plate of cookies on my desk with a note from my roommates saying, "You deserve it!" I happily broke one in half to eat and discovered they contained coconut. I'm allergic to coconut, a fact both of my roommates are aware of. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (30977) - you deserved it (3260)

On 02/25/2013 at 12:44am - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Missouri)

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There's still a small chance they forgot...but if they didn't, that's just sad.

#1 - On 02/25/2013 at 6:07am by acrylicParadox

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At least you realized it had coconut in it before you ate it.

#3 - On 02/25/2013 at 6:14am by sweettart83

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