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Today, I got my very first yeast infection. Thinking she would help me, I went to my mom. Instead she began yelling about how I'm lying and it's an STD and I don't believe in the power of Jesus. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (31647) - you deserved it (2626)

On 02/12/2013 at 6:01pm - health - by Anonymous - United States

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The power of Christ compels you........ To clean that shit up!!

#1 - On 02/13/2013 at 3:01am by btstig

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just go to a drugstore & take care of that shit yourself.

#4 - On 02/13/2013 at 3:01am by magymofucka

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