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Today, I got my retainer fitted. It stimulates my gag reflex so badly that I gag every time I try so say anything with a 'P' in it. My orthodontist laughed and suggested I get a thesaurus. FML

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On 01/30/2013 at 2:52am - health - by Miss Blairgowrie (woman) - Australia (New South Wales)

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Preposterous!

#2 - On 01/30/2013 at 9:52am by I_iz_B_a_troll

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Why is it always the P that stimulates gag reflexes?

#6 - On 01/30/2013 at 9:54am by whirlednews

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