Today, I almost died. How? I nearly suffocated after passing out while chewing an entire pack of gum. I should really drink less. FML
by Anonymous / 01/28/2013 at 11:23pm / United States (Pennsylvania) / Health
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Well, at least drunken you doesn't burn down orphanages or anything... just, you know, chews gum.
#2 - On 01/29/2013 at 3:16am by ladylilly25
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Darwinism gives you the first one free
#3 - On 01/29/2013 at 3:17am by SexySlayer1248
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