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Today, I woke up from an explicit dream involving my dentist. I'm scheduled for a conscious sedation appointment with him in two hours and I'm terrified of what I might say or do while I'm under. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (26896) - you deserved it (2920)

On 12/26/2012 at 9:05am - health - by ugh - United States (Ohio)

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"I bet you're good at drilling more then teeth Mr. Dentist Guy."

*collapse*

#1 - On 12/26/2012 at 1:08pm by Sinamoi

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You will tell him that you're a virgin. Several times.

#2 - On 12/26/2012 at 1:08pm by NoorFML

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