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Today, I had the pleasure of finding out how it feels to poop with 3 broken ribs. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (22855) - you deserved it (1489)

On 12/14/2012 at 1:44am - health - by mysidesaresplitting - United States (Michigan)

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Damn. That sounds painful.

#1 - On 12/14/2012 at 10:00am by ravenevercross

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Why were you using broken ribs? Did you run out of toilet paper?

#11 - On 12/14/2012 at 10:19am by perdix

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