Today, I have a cold. I can't begin to count how many times I've sneezed throughout the day, but I can count how many times I've sneezed so hard that I've peed myself: twice. Once while I was at work helping a customer, the other while sitting on the couch next to my boyfriend. FML

by meranda_johnson / 12/13/2012 at 3:58am / United States / Health

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  • Well they say a sneeze is 1/8 of an orgasm; at least you're having fun.

    #2 - On 12/13/2012 at 9:50am by I_iz_B_a_troll

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  • I hope they weren't laughing too hard achou! I know this isn't sneezy for you but hang in there, the cold will go away soon.
    You know what they say: Starve a fever, pee a cold.

    #5 - On 12/13/2012 at 10:00am by Pleonasm

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