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Today, I finally felt motivated to do some exercise. As I got my weights out, I noticed out of the corner of my eye someone moving about outside my window. I got scared and dropped a weight on my foot. The person outside was my own reflection. FML


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On 12/07/2012 at 4:10pm - health - by i see fat people (man) - Australia (Australian Capital Territory)

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I bet realizing someone wasn't outside your window was a real weight off your shoulders.

#1 - On 12/07/2012 at 5:17pm by spaerro

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You really want to get in shape? Then forget the weights and go catch that motherfucker!

#5 - On 12/07/2012 at 5:18pm by DocBastard

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