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Today, to scare my little brother I dressed up as the killer from the Scream movies. The outfit was a little too long on me, and I ended up falling down the stairs. Not only was he doubled over laughing, but so were the people in the emergency room. FML


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On 12/01/2012 at 3:21pm - health - by fieldmarshalclitter (man) - United States

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That's like Death coming to your door and tripping on the front step.

#7 - On 12/01/2012 at 7:05pm by MindFreakazoid

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Well jeez, if you're going to dress up just to scare someone, at least make sure the costume fits. I usually just start singing and dancing, that can be pretty scary...

#3 - On 12/01/2012 at 7:03pm by I_iz_B_a_troll

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