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Today, after the fourth time telling my roommate I'm highly allergic to her scented products, I came back to find all 6 of our wall outlets using Glade plug-ins. They were set to high. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (15363) - you deserved it (1178)

On 11/07/2012 at 8:38pm - health - by rahavan - United States (Washington)

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You see, we never really know what goes on behind thee scenes of FML's like these.

Perhaps OP deserved this based upon previous interactions with said roommate? Perhaps her roommate is simply an ass?

We may never know.

#2 - On 11/08/2012 at 2:54am by MaleficZero

See in context

+154

Never tell a girl your greatest weakness.

#4 - On 11/08/2012 at 2:59am by preps87

See in context

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