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Today, I sampled some of the food my fiancée's mom is making for our wedding. Everything tasted terrible, and I almost vomited. Turns out she never actually went to culinary school as she claimed, but had just watched Julie and Julia. It's too late to book another caterer for the wedding. FML


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On 11/03/2012 at 3:42pm - health - by WeddingWoes (man) - United States (Missouri)

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F your fiancée's life for having to grow up on her terrible cooking.

#5 - On 11/03/2012 at 7:58pm by TheDrifter

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Julie and Julia is the equivalent to culinary school, didn't you hear?

#2 - On 11/03/2012 at 7:55pm by brittanyrmh_

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