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Today, I woke up with pink eye. My mom tried to help by putting drops in. It started burning like hell; she didn't understand why. It turns out she was putting ear drops in my eye. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (27421) - you deserved it (1631)

On 10/25/2012 at 12:37am - health - by allison_fishing - United States

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If this ever happens again, quickly put some eye drops in your ears.

#5 - On 10/25/2012 at 6:02am by melij99

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Niceeeeee, that would be why you read the label before you try and use something... FYL OP hope you feel better.

#2 - On 10/25/2012 at 6:00am by BlowinChronic

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