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Today, I had to pick my parents up from the hospital and drive them back home, after they were treated for eating large amounts of cheese that my dad claimed to have "aged" for several years. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (12579) - you deserved it (827)

On 10/14/2012 at 4:36pm - health - by oppafucktardstyle (man) - United States (New York)

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Mold - yummyyyyyy! Extra fiber!

#2 - On 10/14/2012 at 9:29pm by TorturedXeno

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Cheese will only age without being unhealthy to eat under strict conditions.

#6 - On 10/14/2012 at 9:32pm by winnerme123

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