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Today, my right ear drum ruptured. My family doesn't understand that I only lost hearing in one ear and continues to talk about me behind my back, thinking I can't hear them. FML

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On 10/07/2012 at 7:39pm - health - by lbelle - Canada (Quebec)

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You just ruptured your ear and they're talking behind your back?

#1 - On 10/08/2012 at 2:55am by lakerfan8224

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Use it to your advantage. Know the truths!

#2 - On 10/08/2012 at 2:58am by ramakanthsj

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