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Today, I left the hospital after having knee surgery. While trying to find my balance on my crutches, I was holding onto the roof of the car. My mum slammed the car door shut, not noticing my hand. I can barely even bend my fingers to hold onto my crutches. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (17245) - you deserved it (893)

On 10/07/2012 at 1:43am - health - by badluckbrianna (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

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When it rains it pours.

#1 - On 10/07/2012 at 6:34am by fireice22

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There should be a limit as to how much bad luck a person can have...

#2 - On 10/07/2012 at 6:36am by theantonlolz

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