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Today, two days after leaving hospital with a broken left leg, I tripped and fell heavily on the floor. My dad quickly asked if I'd broken my other leg. When I reassured him that I hadn't, he disappointedly muttered that it would've been a hilarious story to tell his friends at work. FML


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On 10/05/2012 at 7:38pm - health - by fucking har har, dad (woman) - Australia

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At least you didn't break your other leg.

#1 - On 10/05/2012 at 11:41pm by daliagrande

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Your dad was most likely just playing don't take it to heart. Be thankful you didn't break anything.

#3 - On 10/05/2012 at 11:42pm by gibby1235

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