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Today, I have a massive headache, thanks to my asshat of a roommate, who decided to balance our tea kettle on the top of the kitchen door. When I stumbled into the kitchen, half-awake, it came smashing down onto my head. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (18846) - you deserved it (1658)

On 10/05/2012 at 4:25pm - health - by sharky (man) - United States

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Wait doesn't everybody keep their tea kettle there?

#3 - On 10/05/2012 at 9:09pm by Nightwing98

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That's when he gets a frying pan to the balls when he's sleeping.

#5 - On 10/05/2012 at 9:10pm by IOmnomHard

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