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Today, my brother saw my side when my shirt came up, and asked when I got a tattoo; the pink he saw was in fact my stretch marks. Worst of all, I had to show them to everyone to prove I didn't actually get a tattoo. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (20204) - you deserved it (2363)

On 10/01/2012 at 7:35am - health - by screw life (woman) - United States

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Did they make you look like a tiger?

#4 - On 10/01/2012 at 10:32am by PoodleJuice

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Why did you show everyone else?
"Believe me or don't, I don't care. "
That should've been your attitude

#9 - On 10/01/2012 at 10:34am by mintcar

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