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Today, while on my morning jog, I turned a corner, and out of nowhere, the business end of a bicycle hit me straight in the nuts. As I collapsed, gasping in agony, the guy who just killed a hundred million of my potential children got back on his bike and cycled away without a word. FML
Hey, at least he didn't threaten to sue afterwards.
Oh bollocks. There goes your dream of repopulating the earth in your image this afternoon.
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
Friday 24 October 2014