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Today, I saw a news story about how wearing flip-flops is dangerous. I scoffed at the ridiculous study and went about my business. Three hours later I accidentally ripped off my toenail. While wearing flip-flops. FML

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On 07/23/2012 at 10:08pm - health - by Anonymous - United States

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The irony in this FML and the description makes me want to clip my own toenails before this happens to me.

#4 - On 07/24/2012 at 3:43am by woainishamu

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Who would've thought flip flops could be dangerous? That shit hurts though.

#3 - On 07/24/2012 at 3:42am by SierraaaNicoleee

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