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Today, I managed to bruise my nipple by closing an umbrella on it. The stupidity of the whole thing hurts almost as much as the injury. FML

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On 07/14/2012 at 10:43am - health - by Anonymous - Japan (Tokyo)

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Purple nurple'ed by an umbrella. Thats a new one.

#3 - On 07/14/2012 at 1:29pm by CheesecakeTaco

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Why was the umbrella that close to your body to begin with? I usually hold it out in front of me, not right against my chest.

#1 - On 07/14/2012 at 1:28pm by ManInTheMachine

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