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Today, I went for a jog. I was 5 km away from home when I had a sudden urge to poop. I didn't want to use the bushes, so I thought I could hold it in. I was wrong. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (19864) - you deserved it (4769)

On 07/04/2012 at 9:48am - health - by Anonymous (man) - Canada (Ontario)

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So you had the runs?

#3 - On 07/04/2012 at 12:55pm by DocBastard

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I guess it was a bit runny?

Edit: Well... Technically mine has an adjective. Damn your fast fingers, DocBastard.

#4 - On 07/04/2012 at 12:56pm by syki

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