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Today, I learned that if you're going to use vicks vapor rub for a cold, you should remember to wash your hands before changing your tampon. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (27029) - you deserved it (15083)

On 06/15/2012 at 2:19am - health - by sickness_sucks - Canada (British Columbia)

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I think the fact that you have a cold while in your period sucks enough.

#4 - On 06/15/2012 at 6:45am by ILoveFluttershy

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i can only imagine the pain. i'm sorry for you and your burning vagina!

#3 - On 06/15/2012 at 6:42am by yoursucklives

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