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Today, I discovered I have really bad dandruff. I learned this when I went indoor mini golfing and my whole upper body lit up like a Christmas tree underneath the black light. Among my friends I'm now known as the abominable snowman. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (20012) - you deserved it (3852)

On 04/22/2012 at 1:24am - health - by Andrew7847 (man) - United States (Texas)

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Damn, that's never good. Might wanna treat that soon, OP.

#2 - On 04/22/2012 at 5:45am by danielreader22

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Head and shoulders my friend. Or if you don't want a new shampoo, try having more showers and don't wear hats.

#5 - On 04/22/2012 at 5:47am by SkoomaKi

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