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Today, I asked my mom if she could buy me some anti-nausea medicine. She said, "You just have a stomach ache. It's not like you're throwing up." As she said it, I threw up everything but my childhood memories. She still wouldn't get any medicine. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (18486) - you deserved it (1613)

On 03/19/2012 at 3:20pm - health - by Shleebs (woman) - United States (Michigan)

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Nice wording

#1 - On 03/19/2012 at 7:13pm by Snaylor12

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Next time, aim the barf in her direction.

#5 - On 03/19/2012 at 7:15pm by Lauren10102

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