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Today, I was working as a paramedic when my patient's colostomy bag exploded all over me. I was covered in fecal matter, with 5 hours left on my shift. FML

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On 02/23/2012 at 9:24pm - health - by Anonymous - United States

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Wouldn't you have to clean it off? It could easily contaminate other things or people causing health risks.

#5 - On 02/24/2012 at 2:40am by snakerake

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Thats straight up nasty.

#2 - On 02/24/2012 at 2:39am by ninjuh_wingman

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