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Today, I decided to quit smoking. My wife conveniently decided on the same day that she was going to start smoking. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (25918) - you deserved it (2882)

On 02/15/2012 at 12:50pm - health - by TerribleAddiction - United States (New Jersey)

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She's just trolling you.

#1 - On 02/15/2012 at 4:27pm by incognito1520

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At least she didn't decide to quit having sex!

#3 - On 02/15/2012 at 4:27pm by 21jason

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