Today, I forgot to grab toilet paper on the way home from work. Since I don't have a car and all of my friends have plans for Valentine's Day I'm now down to wiping with cotton balls. FML
by no tp / 02/14/2012 at 8:26pm / United States (Colorado) / Health
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You do what you gotta do to keep your ass clean.
#1 - On 02/15/2012 at 3:02am by LaColombianita
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That would be awful. The fluff comes off of those things so easily.. That shit must be all up in your areas.
#4 - On 02/15/2012 at 3:05am by abbyhoneywaffles
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