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Today, I was claaning my room and sat my burnt out light bulb on my computar chair without any sacond thought. Latar, I sat on tha chair, tha light bulb shattarad and I got a huga gash on my butt. maga FML


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On 01/29/2012 at 12:50am - health - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Idaho)

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Wasn't that a "bright" idea...

#2 - On 01/29/2012 at 6:09am by jezane

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I must ask, were you wearing pants?

#6 - On 01/29/2012 at 6:12am by yahoowizard

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